A Funny Conversation

Girl said: Dad, I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in Alaska. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype, and now we’ve had 2 months of relationship through Viber. I need your blessings and good wishes, daddy.

Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, receive them through g mail. And if you are fed up with your husband…sell him on Amazon.

Can’t Wait To See You

I can't wait to see you!

One Day A Rich man went London for Tour.. He Take a Rental Room in a 5 Star Hotel.

There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing, he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral.

The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message she fainted.

The son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read : "To my loving wife, i know you are surprised to hear from me, they have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones.

I have just checked in.

How are You and the kids, The place is really nice, but am lonely here.

I have made necessary arrangement for Your arrival tomorrow. Expecting you darling. I can't wait to see you!

Relationships are like birds

Relationships are like birds. if you hold tightly they die. If you hold loosely, they fly. But if you hold with care, they remain with you forever.

Best Quote Ever

He knows we won’t move Unless Circumstances Force Us To

Sometimes God closes doors because it's time to move forward. He knows we won't move unless circumstances force us to.

Live a Life That Matters

Always choose to heal, not to hurt, to forgive not to despise, to persevere not to quit, to smile not to frown, and to love not to hate! At the end of life, what really matters is not what we bought, but what we built, not what we got, but what we shared, not our competence but our character, and not our success but our significance.

Live a life that matters.

Live a life that cares.

Love All Over Again

Someday, we'll forget the hurt, the reason we cried, and who caused us pain. We will finally realize that the secret of being free is not revenge, but letting things unfold in their own way and own time. After all, what matters is not the first, but the last chapter of out life which shows how well we ran the race. So smile, laugh, forgive, believe, and love all over again.

She paints a pretty picture

She paints a pretty picture

but her story is a twist,

her paint brush is a razor

and her canvas in her wrist,

she paints her pretty picture

in a colour that's blood red

while using her sharp paint brush

she ends up finally dead

her pretty pictures fading

quite slowly on her arm

the blood is not racing through her

she can no longer do harm

she painted her pretty picture

but her picture had a twist

you see her mind was a razor

and her heart was her wrist.

13 Awesome Quotes

1) Never Share Ur Secrets with Anyone.

This can be Self-Destructive,

Perhaps the most Important Advice in Life.

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2) Never Tell Ur Problems to Anyone.

20% will not Care

80% will be Glad that U have Them.

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3) Life is similar to Boxing Game.

Defeat is not Declared when U Fall Down.

It is Declared when U Refuse to Get Up.

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4) Always WRONG PERSONS Teach the

RIGHT LESSONS in Life.

That is called LIFE EXPERIENCE.

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5) Faith is taking the 1st Step,

even when U dont see the whole Staircase.

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6) Keep Ur Face to the Sun,

& U will not see the Shadow.

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7) Everything is Valuable only at 2 Times:

1: Before Getting It.

2: After Losing It.

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8) 2 Things brings Happiness & Success

in Life:

1: The way U Manage

when U have Nothing.

2: The way U Behave

when U have Everything.

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9) 2 Places are most Valuable in the World:

1: The NICEST Place is to be in

Someone's Thoughts.

2: The SAFEST Place is to be in

Someone's Prayers.

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10) 'FEAR' has 2 Meanings:

1: Forget Everything & Run.

2: Face Everything & Rejoice.

Choice is Ours.

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11) ATTITUDE at its Best:

"My BACK is not a VOICE MAIL.

Kindly Say whatever U have by FACING ME".

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12) What is SUCCESS ?

SUCCESS is, when Ur Photo's are Uploaded on 'GOOGLE' instead of FACEBOOK.

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13) 'EGO' is the only Requirement

to Destroy any Relationship.

Be a Bigger Person,

Skip the 'E' & let it 'GO'.

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Real Funny Story... Must Read

Very Very Funny.. Must Read and Share to Everyone...

Real Funny Story.. Very Very Funny.. Must Read and Share to Everyone..

In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly......

CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...

Man replied "5000 sir"

CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...

"I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary.

Now get out of here. Never come back"

That guy left............

Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"

Workers replied "Courier Boy Sir"..

Moral: Don't overreact in every situation!

5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman

1) “Fine” – This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.

2) “Nothing” – means “Something” and you need to be worried.

3) “Go Ahead” – this is a dare, not permission, don’t do it.

4) “Whatever” – A women’s way of saying screw you.

5) “That’s Ok” – She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Bonus Word: “Wow!” – This is not a compliment; she’s amazed that one person could be so stupid.

دو بزرگ اور انکی نصیحت

دو بزرگ کہیں جا رہے تھے۔ یہ کوئی درویش قسم کے بزرگ تھے جو راہ چلتے ہوئے آپس میں بات چیت کرنے کی بجائے ذکر و اذکار کرتے ہوئے چلتے جاتے تھے۔

ایک دن کسی دریا کے کنارے پہنچے اور اسے پار کرنے کی تیاری کرنے لگے کیونکہ انکی منزل ابھی دریا کے پار خاصی دور تھی۔ ایسے میں ایک خوبصورت اور حسین و جمیل عورت نمودار ہوئی اور ان درویشوں سے کہنے لگی کہ اے اللہ کے نیک بندو،

میرا گاؤں اس دریا کے پار ہے، آج صبح میں اپنے بچے کی دوا لینے کے لیئے حکیم کے پاس آئی جو ایک قریبی گاؤں میں رہتا ہے۔

آج صبح تک تو دریا بالکل خشک تھا، مگر جب دوا لیکر واپس آئی ہوں تو دریا میں پانی چڑھ آیا ہے، مجھے تیرنا نہیں آتا اس لیئے میری مدد کیجئیے اور دریا کے اس پار اتار دیجئیے اللہ آپ کا بھلا کرے گا۔ یہ کہہ کر اس عورت کی آنکھوں میں آنسو آگئے۔

Chinese scientists invent world’s first wifi-emitting bulb

Beijing: A group of Chinese scientists at Shanghai’s Fudan University have a bright idea: A lightbulb that produces its own Wi-Fi signal. According to Xinhua, the technology is called Li-Fi, and the prototype actually works better than the average connection in China.

Only as High as I reach can I grow

Only as high as I reach can I grow,

Only as far as I seek can I go,

Only as deep as I look can I see,

Only as much as I dream can I be ツ

Archer Fish Water Pistol - Weird Nature

Very Interesting & Useful documentary about fish. Must watch & share.

Guy Catches Fish With His Hair

Thyroid Juice Remedy

THYROID JUICE REMEDY
Ingredients:

1 cucumber
5 stalks celery
5 carrots
1 cup coconut water
1 lemon

Juice the above ingredients, and add coconut water last!

Drink once everyday..!

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Life is; Just like a party

Life is, in a lot of ways, just like a party.

You invite lots of people. Some will leave early, some stay up

all night, some laugh at you, some laugh with you and some

show up really late.

At the end, once the fun is over, some of them will stay to help you

clean up the mess, even though they never made it, and it is those

people who are the ones who truly matter, the ones you

know you can count on.

Love You Daddy

My Dad

My father is a man like no other. He gave me life,nurtured me, taught me, dressed me, fought for me,

held me, shouted at me, kissed me, but most

importantly, loved me unconditionally.

There are not enough words I can say to describe just

how important my father was to me, and what a

powerful influence he continues to be.

I Love You Daddy.

Man VS Woman - The Brain Analysis

10 Human Brain Analysis | MAN vs WOMAN

1. MULTI-TASKING

Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook. Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE

Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy.

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS

Mens brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

Habits that can Damage Brain

Top 10 brain Damaging habits

1. No Breakfast

People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.

2. Overeating

It causes hardening of the brain arteries,leading to a decrease in mental power.

3. Smoking

It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

The aloe vera miracle: A natural medicine for cancer, cholesterol, diabetes, inflammation, IBS, and other health conditions.

• Halts the growth of cancer tumours.

• Lowers high cholesterol.

• Repairs “sludge blood” and reverses “sticky blood”.

• Boosts the oxygenation of your blood.

• Eases inflammation and soothes arthritis pain.

• Protects the body from oxidative stress.

• Prevents kidney stones and protects the body from oxalate's in coffee and tea.

• Alkalises the body, helping to balance overly acidic dietary habits.

• Cures ulcers, IBS, Crohn’s disease and other digestive disorders.

• Reduces high blood pressure natural, by treating the cause, not just the symptoms.

• Nourishes the body with minerals, vitamins, enzymes and glyconutrients.

• Accelerates healing from physical burns and radiation burns.

• Replaces dozens of first aid products, makes bandages and antibacterial sprays obsolete.

• Halts colon cancer, heals the intestines and lubricates the digestive tract.

• Ends constipation.

• Stabilizes blood sugar and reduces triglyceride's in diabetics.

• Prevents and treats candida infections.

• Protects the kidneys from disease.

• Functions as nature’s own “sports drink” for electrolyte balance, making common sports drinks obsolete.

• Boosts cardiovascular performance and physical endurance.

• Speeds recovery from injury or physical exertion.

• Hydrates the skin, accelerates skin repair.

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Moments That Make or Break a Relationship

Relationships are our most cherished assets, and without putting in constant efforts from our end, they would not flourish. While building a relationship with a loved one, our reaction in certain situations can decide its fate. Know the moments that can make or break a relationship.

1. FIRST MEETING

The first meeting says it all. It’s for the very first time we meet our future partners, and words said at this meeting can be decisive regarding the fate of the relationship. You can go overboard and completely dominate the entire conversation, or you can give equal amount of chance to the other person to speak up. Don’t simply say things to impress the other person; speak up to show that the moment really matters to you.

Prostitution In Indian Film Industry - Exposed

Prostitution In Indian Film Industry Exposed-Too many Young Heroins And Heroes are Involved for to earn money.

French Research Reveals Pepsi & Coke Contain Alcohol Traces

National Institute of Consumption (INC) a scientific research institution in Paris has revealed to find traces of alcohol in the soft drinks, Pepsi and Coke that enjoy international branding, sources have reported. More than half of the colas are found to contain the mixture after which many people would ponder before their consumption.

Pepsi Cola and Coca Cola the cheap brands of the drinks are found to produce alcohol free drinks unlike others. French magazine records as many as 6o million cola consumers across the globe. Traces of alcohol are minute to cause the effect, 10 mg per liter. Consumers while driving however need to be precautions for the cola consumption during the activity.

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6 Ways to Burn Your Belly Fat Fast

6 Ways to Burn Your Belly Fat Fast

One of the most common questions I get is how to lose belly fat. Belly fat is actually the most dangerous type of fat – besides aesthetics, large waist lines are indicators of disease.

It takes more than just crunches! We start to gain weight in our midsection when our cortisol levels spike. Stress is one of the primary culprits for high levels of cortisol secretion. When this happens cortisol breaks downs lean muscle (the type of tissue that burns calories most efficiently) and also holds on to fat storage in the abdominal region. That stress can even get WORSE with bad dieting; studies show that the stress caused by dieting can increase cortisol levels, making no change in belly fat even with calorie restriction. So how do you shape up? Incorporate these 6 things below and you will be on your way to a flatter belly in no time flat!

14 STRANGE FACTS ABOUT KISSING

1. Open-mouth kissing allows for the transfer of hormones from a man to a woman, in other words mucus membranes in the mouth are permeable to hormones like testosterone, which a man can introduce into a woman's mouth through kissing. Therefore testosterone increases arousal in the woman, leading to higher chances of sexual intercourse.

2. Kissing is good for what ails you. Research shows that the act of smooching improves our skin, helps circulation, prevents tooth decay, and can even relieve headaches.

CELL PHONES - Have you thought of this?

CELL PHONES ~ I never thought of this - Pleas read & share.

This lady has now changed her habit of how she lists her names on her cell phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, wallet, etc., was stolen.

20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says 'I received your text asking about our Pin number and I've replied a little while ago.

Did you know that ?

Did you know?

That the people who usually are the strongest are the most sensitive?

Did you know that ??

the people who exhibit the most kindness areusually the first to be mistreated?

Did you know that ??

the one who takes care of others all the timeis usually the one who needs care the most?

Did you know that ??

the 3 hardest things to say are; I love you,I am sorry and Help me? If you agree with this please post this as your status.

GOD’s Pharmacy is Amazing

GOD's Pharmacy - Please Read & share if U care.

*A sliced carrot looks like a human eye and it greatly enhances blood flow to the eyes.

* A tomato has 4 chambers & is red just like the heart.A tomato is loaded with lycopene that is pure heart & blood food.

* A walnut looks like the brain and helps develop more than dozen neurotransmitters to enhance brain functions.

* Beans are kidney shaped and they heal and help maintain kidney functions.

Latest cancer information

AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY AND ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY

1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.

Cow Run Away Before Qurbani

Well this is very strange that on the Eid day the Cow run away. Well we can say that this is very difficult for butchers to control these type of cows. We have to appreciate these people because they work hard. Watch This Video and Share.

Living on the edge 2013 Season 5 - Humayun Saeed Putting SCORPION in his Mouth

A True Story of a Pakistani Star

Quran ka Mojza

Gonga bolny laga... Aik shaks jo bolne se qasir tha , wo bolny laga.

زندہ لاش

کاش میں اس تصویر کو اپلوڈ کرسکتا جو کل رات !!!! کاش میں اس تصویر کو اپلوڈ کرسکتا جو کل رات میں نےکسی کی بے خبری میں کھینچی . مجھے مناسب معلوم نہیں ہوتا وگرنہ یقین کیجیے آپ ضرور ایک لمحہ کو سہی اداسی کو اپنے من میں اترتا محسوس کرتے. تقریبا' چوبیس بچیس سال عمر ہوگی اس آدمی کی . وہ روڈ کے ایک سائیڈ میں کھڑے ٹرک کے نیچے کیچڑ میں لتھڑا ہوا ایک ہاتھ اپنے سینے پر اور دوسرا ہاتھ سر کے نیچے رکھے دنیا و مافیہا سے بے خبر سویا ہوا تھا .اگر تھوڑی دیر پہلے میں اس سے مل نہ چکا ہوتا تو یقینا' اسے کوئی نشئی ہی سمجھتا . رات تقریبا دس بجے کا ٹائم ہوگا جب وہ میری شاپ میں داخل ہوا .پریشانی اس کے چہرے سے صاف جھلک رہی تھی .اس نے موبائل کارڈ طلب کیا . میں نے کارڈ ختم ہوجانے پر معذرت کی .تو اداسی باقاعدہ اسکی آنکھوں میں آنسوں کے ساتھ تیرنے لگی . میں نے اس کی زیادہ پریشانی کو محسوس کرتے ہوۓ اپنا موبائل اس کی طرف بڑھادیا .اس نے میرا شکریہ ادا کیا اور وہیں کھڑے نمبر ڈائل کرنے لگا . اس کی پریشانی کا تعلق گھریلوں معاملات سے تھا .وہ ایک ٹرک کے ساتھ کلینر تھا . گھر سے یہ اطلاع کہ اسکی بیوی اپنی ساس سے لڑ کر بچوں کو لیکر میکے چلی گئی ہے .اس کی پریشانی کا سبب تھی .اس نے اپنی والدہ سے بات کی اسے سمجھانے اور منانے کی کوشش کی .پھر اپنی بیوی سے بات کرنا چاہی لیکن وہاں سے غالبا' انہوں نے بات کرنے سے ہی انکار کردیا. فون پر بات ختم کرنے کے بعد جب اس نے مجھے پیسے دینا چاہے تو میں نے انکار کردیا .اور اسے پانی پیش کیا .تھوڑی ہی دیر میں میرے ہمدردانہ رویہ سے متاثر ہوکر اسنے مجھے اپنی ساری کہانی سنائی .اسکی بیوی کے ناراض ہونے کی وجہ یہ تھی کہ وہ گھر پچھلی مرتبہ جب گیا تھا .تو اپنے ساتھ اس کی فرمائش پر دوجوڑے بھی لاہور سے لے گیا تھا .ایک جوڑا اسکی بہن کو پسند آگیا .تو اسنے وہ اسے دے دیا .صرف آدھا دن گھر رہنے کے بعد جب وہ دوبارہ سے مزدوری کیلیے ٹرک کے ساتھ نکلا .تو گھر میں اس جوڑے کو لیکر ہمیشہ کی طرح لڑایاں شروع ہوگئی . والدہ کو سمجھانے کی کوشش کی تو اس نے بے دھڑک جورو کا غلام قرار دے دیا جبکہ بیوی کا خیال تھا کہ اس کی کمائی پر بلا شرکت غیرے صرف اسکا حق تھا .اور اب ان دونوں کے درمیان پستے ہوۓ وہ خودکشی جیسے اقدام پر غور کر رہا تھا بلکہ حد تو یہ کے اس نے مجھے بتایا ان حالات سے تنگ آکر سکون کی تلاش میں اب وہ سگریٹ سے ایک قدم آگے بڑھ کر چرس کا نشہ بھی کرنے لگا ہے . کچھ دیر گپ شپ کے بعد وہ رخصت ہو ا. اور میں بھی اپنے کام کی طرف متوجہ ہوگیا . تھوڑی دیر بعد جب میں نے شاپ بند کی اور اسے روڈ کنارے کیچڑ پر یوں پڑے سویا دیکھا تو دل میں ایک ہوک سی اٹھی .اس سے پہلے کہ میں اداسی کے بھنور میں پوری طرح پھنستا .اچانک ایک خیال آتے ہی میں مسکرادیا .

میں تصور کی آنکھ سے دو عورتوں کو زار و قطار روتے ہوۓ دیکھ رہا تھا .ان کی آواز میں مظلومیت کوٹ کوٹ کر بھری ہوئی تھی .ایک بوڑھی عورت جسکا جوان بیٹا زندہ لاش بن چکا تھا .اور ایک عورت جس کے چھوٹے چھوٹے معصوم بچے تھے اپنی قسمت کو کوستے ہوۓ خدا سے پوچھ رہی تھی آخر اسکا گناہ کیا ہے .اس کا شوہر نشے کی لت میں مبتلا ہوکر گھر بیوی اور بچوں سب سے لاتعلق ہوچکا تھا . تحریر :سکندر حیات بابا

انسان اسی پر مرتا ہے جس چیز میں اسے کمال حاصل ہوتا ہے

انسان کو جس چیز میں کمال حاصل ہوتا ہے - اُس پر مرتا ہے -

چنانچہ دھنتر دید کو سانپ پکڑنے میں کمال تھا - اس کو سانپ نے کاٹا اور مر گیا -
ارسطو سل کی بیماری میں مرا -
افلاطون فالج میں -
لقمان سرسام میں اور جالینوس دستوں کے مرض میں -
حالانکہ انہی بیماریوں کے علاج میں کمال رکھتے تھے -

اسی طرح جس کو جس سے محبّت ہوتی ہے ، اسی کے خیال میں جان دیتا ہے -
قارون مال کی محبّت میں مرا -
مجنوں لیلیٰ کی محبّت میں -
اسی طرح طالب خدا کو خدا کی طلبی کی بیماری ہے وہ اسی میں فنا ہو جاتا ہے -

از اشفاق احمد بابا صاحبا صفحہ ٤٠٩

Danger!!! Must read

Danger

DANGER!!!!

LET EVERYONE WHO HAS A WIFE/GIRLFRIEND/ DAUGHTER/ FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES.

KNOW PLEASE!

Bottled water in your car is very dangerous!

On the Ellen show, Sheryl Crow said that this is what caused her

breast cancer. It has been identified as the most common cause

of the high levels of dioxin in breast cancer tissue..

"Life is a one time gift"

HEART ATTACKS AND WATER !

How many folks do you know who say they don't want to drink anything before going to bed because they'll have to get up during the night.

Heart Attack and Water - I never knew all of this ! Interesting.......

Something else I didn't know ... I asked my Doctor why people need to urinate so much at night time. Answer from my Cardiac Doctor - Gravity holds water in the lower part of your body when you are upright (legs swell). When you lie down and the lower body (legs and etc) seeks level with the kidneys, it is then that the kidneys remove the water because it is easier. This then ties in with the last statement!

Never Underestimate The Power OF Prayer

A poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store. She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge a few groceries. She softly explained that her husband was very ill and unable to work, they had seven children and they needed food. The grocer scoffed at her and requested that she leave his store.

Visualizing the family needs, she said: "Please, sir! I will bring you the money just as soon as I can." The Grocer told her he could not give her credit, as she did not have a charge account at his store. Standing beside the counter was a customer who overheard the conversation between the two. The customer walked forward and told the grocer that he would stand good for whatever she needed for her family.

The Power of Positive Thinking

THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING

Positive thinking is a mental attitude that admits into the mind thoughts, words and images that are conductive to growth, expansion and success. It is a mental attitude that expects good and favourable results. A positive mind anticipates happiness, joy, health and a successful outcome of every situation and action. Whatever the mind expects, it finds.

Not everyone accepts or believes in positive thinking. Some consider the subject as just nonsense, and others scoff at people who believe and accept it. Among the people who accept it, not many know how to use it effectively to get results. Yet, it seems that many are becoming attracted to this subject, as evidenced by the many books, lectures and courses about it. This is a subject that is gaining popularity.

Most Dangerous Man

This man is showing a great stunt and he is just rocking the show. Well can you imagine that a man is holding 3-KG bowl with the help of his face. Well in other words it is truly an amazing trick. We can imagine that that a man like him is rocking the show. Watch This Video and Share.

Mehandi ni Mehandi

Kch manchalo ne Mehandi ni Mehandi kch aisa gaya k bss hahahaha ho gai :) ap bi dekhe

Amazing Performance by Stage Actors

The video that is shared right here has shown some awesome and unique talent. This act was performed live during a TV show and it was first of its kind. If you do not watch the first few seconds of the video, you could never get an idea about how they are doing all that stuff. The artists in the act are performing according to different scenarios given by the host of the show. Watch this video and it would make your day.

How To Sell iPad Like a Boss

If the product isn't presented well in the shop no one bothers to look at it or if the salesman fails to explain the features of gadgets, this can also reduce the sales. But the salesman in this video is not less than a gem, his abilities to sell product are awesome. Watch how this man is selling iPad like a boss don’t forget to share with friends.

ادب اور زندگی

لقمان حکیم سے کسی نے پوچھا کہ آپ نے ادب کہاں سے سیکھا۔ حکیم لقمان نے جواب دیا کہ میں نے ادب بے ادبوں سے سیکھا ہے۔ ان کا جو فعل مجھے برا محسوس ہوا میں نے اس کے کرنے سے پرہیز کیا ہے۔

عظیم انسان ہرچیز سے مثبت اثر لیتے ہیں۔ ایک مشہور کالم نگار جاوید چوھدری کا کہنا ہے کہ آپ ایک اچھے انسان بننے اور سبق حاصل کرنے کے لئے بڑے بڑے ضخیم کتابیں مت پڑھیں۔ بس ایک لطائف کی چھوٹی سی کتاب لے لیں اور اسے پڑھیں۔ ہر لطیفے سے آپ کو سبق ملے گا۔

Amazing Flying Car Invention by Scientist

Ever seen a flying car before? This invention will soon take over the world. What we see in the movies is only going to become a reality. Impressive really impressive. This invention can help to get through traffic accidents and is certainly surprising. Don't believe us, okey! Then watch this video yourself & share with your friends.

Pakistani Girls Fighting for a Boy

Few girls fight with others for a boy. This video was leaked by someone in social media and social media is now Gaga on the video. Whatever the cause of fighting is, the video is really worth watching & its kinda funny too :) Watch & share with your friends.

Pakistani Funny Student in London

Its really funny video about a Pakistani student. During the class, teacher ask the Pakistani student to talk with him in English. Then Pakistani student start speaking English in a funny way , because he is poor in English. Watch this funny clip if you want to laugh out loud & share with your friends.

زندگی آپ کو اتنا ہی نوازتی ہے جتنا آپ اسے نوازتے ہیں

ایک حکیم شخص اپنے بیٹے کو لیکر شہر کے باہر گیا تاکہ اسے شہر کے شور شرابے اور درد و الم سے دور،

صاف ستھری فضا میں زندگی کے حقائق سے روشناس کرائے۔

دونوں اونچے اونچے پہاڑوں کے بیچ ایک گہری وادی میں چلنے لگے، چلتے چلتے اچانک لڑکے کا پیر پھسلا اور وہ گھٹنوں کے بل گر پڑا، گرتے ہی لڑکا چیخ پڑا اور اس کے منہ سے آواز نکلی آآآآہ۔ اسی وقت اس نے دور وادی سے کسی شخص کی آواز سنی جو بالکل اسی طرح درد سے آواز نکال رہا تھا :آآآآہ۔

لڑکا درد کو بھول گیا اور مارے دھشت کے اس نے جلدی سے پوچھا کہ تم کون ہو؟؟ جواب میں اس کے پاس دوبارہ اس کا سوال لوٹ کر آگیا کہ: تم کون ہو؟؟ لڑکا سوال کے اس چیلنج سے پریشان ہو گیا اور دوبارہ زور دیکر پوچھا۔۔:لیکن میں تم سے پوچھ رہا ہوں کہ تم کون ہو؟

ایک گائے جو گدھے کی آواز نکالنے میں ماہر

A Cow that can make voices of Donkey , Camel etc. Watch this interesting Video & share.

ﮐﻮ ﭘﺎﺳﻮﺭﮈ ﻧہیں ﻟﮕﺎ ﮬﮯ WiFi آپکے

جب ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﺎﻟﺞ ﺳﮯ ﻟﻮﭨﯽ ﺗﻮ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺘﯽ ﮨﻮﮞ ﮐﮧ ﮨﻤﺎﺭﮮ ﮔﮭﺮ ﮐﮯ ﺳﺎﻣﻨﮯ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻧﻮﺟﻮﺍﻥ ﺍﭘﻨﯽﮔﺎﮌﯼ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﯿﭩﮭﺎ ﮨﮯ , ﺟﯿﺴﮯ ﮐﺴﯽ ﮐﺎ ﺍﻧﺘﻈﺎﺭ ﮐﺮ ﺭﮨﺎ ﮨﻮ۔ ۔ ۔
ﭘﮭﺮ ﺗﻮ ﺟﯿﺴﮯ ﻣﻌﻤﻮﻝ ﺑﻦ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺭﻭﺯ ﻭﺍﭘﺴﯽ ﭘﺮ ﺍﺳﮯ ﺍﺳﯽ ﻃﺮﺡ ﮔﺎﮌﯼ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﯿﭩﮭﮯﺩﯾﮑﮭﺘﯽ۔ ۔ ۔ ﻟﯿﮑﻦ ﻧﻮﺟﻮﺍﻥ ﺑﮩﺖ ﺑﺎ ﺍﺩﺏ ﻟﮓ ﺭﮨﺎ ﺗﮭﺎ ۔ ۔ ۔ ﻭﮦ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﺗﺮ ﺍﭘﻨﺎ ﺳﺮ ﻧﯿﭽﮭﮯ ﮐﯿﮯ ﮨﻮﺋﮯ ﺑﯿﭩﮭﺎﺭﮨﺘﺎ ﺻﺮﻑ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻟﻤﺤﮯ ﮐﮯ ﻟﯿﮯ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺘﺎ ﺟﺐ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﺱ ﮐﮯ ﭘﺎﺱ ﺳﮯ ﮔﺰﺭ ﮐﺮ ﮔﮭﺮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺩﺍﺧﻞﮨﻮﺗﯽ ۔ ۔ ۔ ﻟﯿﮑﻦ ﻭﮦ ﮨﮯ ﮐﻮﻥ؟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﭼﺎﮨﺘﺎ ﮐﯿﺎ ﮨﮯ؟

Formation of a Baby Inside the Womb

اللہ کی شان دیکھیں کہ کس طرح ایک بچہ اپنی ماں کے پیٹ میں نو ماہ تک بڑا ہوتا ہے۔۔۔اس دوران وہ کن کن مراحل سے گزرتا ہے بہت کم لوگ اس سے آگاہ ہونگے۔۔ ایک ایسی ویڈیو جو کئ صدیوں بعد تیار کی گئ۔
انسان کی تخلیق میں کون کون سے مراحل آتے ہیں اور یہ پیچیدہ عمل کیسے پایہ تکمیل تک پہنچتا ہے ، ایک بوند پانی سے لیکر گوشت پوست اور مکمل انسانی تخلیق کیسے ہوتی ہے اور یہ نظام کیا ہے ؟ جانئے اس ویڈیو میں ۔
جو مراحل اس ویڈیو میں بیان کیے گئے ہیں اور ایکیسویں سینچری کے بعد ہم تک پہنچے ہیں ۔ اللہ تعالی نے ٹھیک یہی مراحل آج سے 1400 سال قبل قرآن کریم میں بڑی وضاحت کے ساتھ بیان کردیئے ہیں ۔

Most Hilarious prank ever with Reema Khan

She become angry & what happened next ? Watch the video.

نشان باقی رہ جائے گا۔

♠♥ " نشان باقی رہ جائے گا.. " ♥♠

ایک آدمی کو غصہ بہت آتا تھا.. غصے میں بے قابو ہو کر وہ برا بھلا کہتا ' جب غصہ اترتا تو اسے پشیمانی ہوتی.. وہ غصے پر قابو پانا چاہتا تھا لیکن کامیاب نہ ہوتا.. ایک دن اس نے سنا کہ دوسرے گاؤں میں ایک عالم رہتا ہے جو لوگوں کو مسئلوں کے حل بتاتا ہے.. اس نے سوچا چلو میں بھی اپنا مسئلہ پیش کر کے دیکھتا ہوں شاید کچھ تدبیر نکل آئے..

وہ اس عالم کے پاس گیا اور اسے بتایا.. " مجھے بے حد غصہ آتا ہے.. کیا کروں..؟ "

عالم نے کہا.. "جب تمہیں غصہ آئے تو تم جنگل میں جا کر درخت میں کیل ٹھونک دیا کرو.."

امریکہ میں حکام نے 100 ڈالر کا نیا کرنسی نوٹ جاری کیا ہے جس میں کئی نئے ’سکیورٹی فیچرز‘ شامل ہیں۔

امریکی فیڈرل ریزرو کی جانب سے جاری کیے جانے والے اس ’ہائی ٹیک‘ نوٹ میں تھری ڈی سکیورٹی ربن کے علاوہ ایسا لوگو بھی ہے جس کی نقل بنانا حکام کے مطابق انتہائی مشکل ہوگی۔

An 18-year-old Indian-American girl has invented a super-capacitor device that could potentially charge your cellphone in less than 20 seconds.

Eesha Khare, from Saratoga, California, was awarded the Young Scientist Award by the Intel Foundation after developing the tiny device that fits inside mobile phone batteries, that could allow them to charge within 20-30 seconds.

New York: American pop star Madonna has came up with news that she studies Holy Quran. Pop Star Madonna in an article written by her in ‘Harper’s Magazine’ has stated that at the age of 19, when she came to New York, things were not the way she had wanted. In the very first year of her arrival NYC, where the stardom had come to pursue her career, she was raped at the building’s terrace with sharp knife pointing at her.

Toba Tek Singh: New episodes of sexual changes are seen on media. One such story appeared after Nagina Akram turned into Usman Akram, who now runs a tyre shop at a bus stand. Nagina Akram, born as a girl to a trader, Haji Akram in Ghaziabad was married to Khalid, a Spanish resident. They got married in 2011. Khalid has its job in Spain.

خدا کی راہ میں دی گئی کوئی بھی چیز رائیگاں نہیں جاتی ۔

ایک کسان اپنے مالک کے کھیت میں کام کرتے کرتے سوچنے لگا ۔۔۔ کاش کہ میں مالدار ہوتا تو میں زمین خرید لیتا جس میں میں کھیتی کرتا۔۔میں اپنی زندگی سے لطف اندوز ہونا چاہتا ہوں، لذیذ کھانے کھانا چاہتا ہوں اور آرام دہ گھر میں رہنا چاہتا ہوں۔۔

اچانک کسی کی آواز سن کر وہ چونک پڑا جو اعلان کر رہا تھا کہ:" بادشاہ سلامت ان کھیتوں کے پاس والے راستے سے آئندہ ہفتے گزریں گے، اور سبھی کسانوں کے لئے ضروری ہے کہ ان کے استقبال اور ان کو سلام کرنے کے لئے صف بستہ ہوکر کھڑے رہیں"۔

This Video Will Make U Laugh Laugh & Laugh

جھوٹ ایک لعنت

جھوٹ ایک لعنت ھے اس سے بچا جائے

کسی جنگل میں ایک چوہا رہا کرتا تھا۔ چوہا ایک دن بیمار ہو گیا۔ نقاہت کی وجہ سے چلنا دوبھر ہو گیا مگر پھر بھی دوپہر کی گرمی میں گرتا پڑتا علاج کے لیے پہنچا حکیم اُلو کے پاس ۔ اُلو نے چوہے کا طبی معائنہ کیا اور انکشاف کیا کہ اُسے تو مرض الموت ہے۔ حکیم چوہے سے بولا: " بس اب تمھاری زندگی کے دن گنے جا چکے ہیں۔" چوہا نہایت افسردہ ہوا۔ حکیم اُلو نے اُسے ڈھارس دلائی: "میاں چوہے! تم فکر مت کرو۔ موت تو ہر نفس کو ایک دِن آنی ہے۔ تم تو خوش قسمت ہو کہ تمہیں پتہ چل گیا کے تمھارے جانے کا وقت قریب ہے ورنہ کتنے ہی چوہے آخری وقت تک خواب غفلت میں پڑے رہتے ہیں اور ایک دن اچانک ہی فرشتہ اجل ان کی روح قبض کر لیتا ہے۔ اُن کو اپنی دنیوی مصروفیت میں اس بات کا موقع ہی نہیں ملتا کہ وہ کوئی اچھائی اپنے نام کرتے اور خلق خدا کے لیے کچھ نیک کام کرتے جاتے۔ تم تو خوش قسمت ہو کہ تمہیں اپنی زندگی کا اختتام نظر آرہا ہے۔ چاہو تو اس موقع سے فائدہ اُٹھاؤ اور اپنا نام چوہوں کی تاریخ میں سنہری حروف سے رقم کر دو۔"

Who has the Knowledge of the unseen .! Kiss k pass ilm e gaib ha?

علمِ غیب کس کے پاس ہے ؟ متوازن اور درست سمت گفتگو - ڈاکڑ اسرار

Revolutionary Bike - IZZY BIKE

Chain-less Bike. You've seen many bi-cycles, but have you ever seen such bicycle in which you can install an optional wheel ? Interesting yeah! Watch the video & share with your friends.

Tit for Tat – Be Careful

Indian ads always have a catchy factor in them, whatever the product might know how to make sense of an idea that seems normal, but they do thereby making ads worth watching, ad is the factor basic causes even loyal customers and even make them feel good are affiliated with the brand.

This video is from the Virgin mobile ad which shows the moral of give and take between the two friends that use the maximum packet calls in a child.

Shoe Polish Funny Ad

بیوقوف کون ؟؟؟

بیوقوف کون؟؟؟

بچہ نائی کی دکان میں داخل ہوتا ہے . حجام گاہک سے سرگوشی کرتا ہے

”یہ دنیا کا بیوقوف ترین بچہ ہے دیکھو میں یہ ثابت کیے دیتا ہوں.

حجام نے ایک ہاتھ پر ایک روپے کا نوٹ رکھا اور دوسرے ہاتھ پر 25 پیسے کا سکہ بچے کو آواز دی اور دونوں ہاتھ آگے کر دیئے۔

بچے نے 25 پیسے لیے اور چل دیا

حجام کہنے لگا: یہ ہر دفعہ ایسے ہی کرتا ہے

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گاہک باہر نکلتا ہے

آیس کریم کی دکان کے پاس اُسے وہی بچہ ملتا ہے

وہ اس سے پوچھتا ہے

تم ہر دفعہ25 پیسے کیوں اٹھاتے ہو ، روپیہ کیوں نہیں اُٹھاتے

بچہ کہتا ہے:وہ اس لیے کہ جس دن میں نے ایک روپے کا نوٹ اُٹھا لیا

اُس دن کھیل ختم

بیوقوف وہ ہے جو دوسروں کو بیوقوف جان کر معاملات طے کرتا ہے...

You'll finally Understand Women after Watching This :D

OMG - One of the Best Prank Ever

World Shortest Love Story Ever

Its really funny video on Shortest Love Story in Pakistan . In this video boy came to girl for asking friendship but in reply girl said ” G Bhai ” . Bhai word is a awesome tool by Pakistani Girl to protest herself from bad boys.

OPPO N1 Smartphone

iPhone 6 Concept Video: 4.5 inch with no home button

Women Energy Drink

BBC Planet Earth Revealing Secrets About PAKISTAN

BBC Planet Earth is showing a new episode on Pakistan and showing great results that Pakistan is one of the top countries in the world awesome. Pakistan has many treasures and can be found easily if you work hard Pakistani nation. The problem is that Pakistani nation is still sleeping and have no idea of the beauty of Pakistan.